Monday, July 19, 2010

Surviving Six Flags

So since summer time is throwing heat wave after heat wave at us, I decided to do a non-traditional post and give you my own personal tips (based off of personal experience from Friday) on how to survive your next trip to Six Flags!

ENJOY, YA FLOOZIES!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

High School reunion

So check it out peeps -- decided to do something new and have some fun with this. I HATE not having time to get the usual 2 posts a day up for you, so I decided to make it worth your while to have a one-post-a-week shot. Presenting...

LIFE TIPS TO STEAK TIPS, IN AUDIO/VIDEO STYLE!!!



As always, leave your comments ya dirty fahks, either on here or on the YouTube account. AND pass this shizz to your friends, or that might not be a fudgicle you pull out of the freezer next time (see, it's funny because I said I'd leave a log of my poop in your freezer.) ENJOY!!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

First date


Paul has a question about setting up a first date.

I'm trying to plan a first date- any suggestions?

Answer: I'm a huge believer of going for the FUN first date as opposed to the romantic first date. I've said it before, and I'll probaby say it again a kajillion times -- real life ISN'T like The Notebook, and I still wanna take a nice, steaming, baked-beans crap on the producers of the flick for ruining the lives of every guy alive. And quite frankly, I think if you go the romantic route for the first date, the girl will be slightly creeped and bail out.

That said, since it's summer and it's nice out pretty much anywhere you go, bring the girl to a beach and walk around for a bit by the ocean (I know I said not romantic, but I'm not talking a candlelit dinner on the beach), then take her out for ice cream after. Or you can combo some mini-golf with dinner at a nice place (yeah...you MIGHT have to dig deeper into the pockets than just a quick trip to the Mickey D's Value Meal). Another fun idea -- go to a ball game if you live near a stadium/park. BUT make sure you guys get together beforehand so you have time to hang out and talk...because you're obviously not going to get the chance to talk and get to know each other better at the ball game, but like I said...that's a fun idea for a nice summer night.

Of course, you could always just go to a bar, roofie her, drag her ass to a hotel room and let her wake up wondering what she did with her life for 12 hours...but going all Joran van der Sloot on a chick isn't really the smartest thing to do.

Business Advice


Don't name your business something idiotarded. But shoutout to "in the pink" for giving me some easy-pickin's on this Thursday.

Also, special shoutout to my girl Kaylee Greer for posting this chestnut on Facebook last night. (Yeah, I know...I know insanely attractive people.)