Billy has a question about how to get over his favorite wrestler retiring. It's also become clear to me that I've answered most of the world's questions since I'm not answering this bullsh*t.
JADD!! I know it happened a week ago, but I'm still SOOOO bummed that Shawn Michaels retired because he lost his match at Wrestlemania 26. Can you think of something I can do to not be sad anymore?
Answer: Alright...this might sound weird at first. First thing I'd do is take a blender out, then plug it in. Then take the cover off, and put your whole hand inside. Get as far down near the blade as you can, then turn it on. Once all of your fingers are gone, do the same thing with the other hand.
Once it's done, come see me so I can thank you for no longer having fingers left to type out stupid f*cking questions to me. What should you do to get over Shawn Michaels retiring? Get used to being a virgin, that's what you should do.
(P.S. Thank you, HBK.)
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