Red wine ruins dates?

Louise has a question about drinking red wine on a date.

i'm going on a date with a new guy tonight and i think we're going to a nice steakhouse, and i usually order red wine with steak... but i'm not sure if i should cause it might stain my teeth while i drink it- but i love it and i know it'll help me relax (i really like this guy so i'm super nervous). should i drink it or not? i don't know if that's a major turn off to guys.

Answer: It amazes me how much broads worry and the completely silly and random sh*t that worry about.

Look here muffin -- a dude isn't gonna care if you get a little red wine stain on your pearly whites, as long as you show up with actual pearly whites. Truth is, the dude's gonna see you drink and probably down some beer or wine too -- and us fellas are usually clumsy when we're trying to sell ourselves like cheap sluts to a girl, which means he'll probably end up wearing some of it. (I'd like to pause right here to send a heads up to all fellas -- if you ever spill red wine on your lap, don't compare it to getting your period. That cost me a second date with a hot chick once.)

But seriously, as long as you show up with white teeth and not yellow, green, or black teeth (or no teeth at all), then you'll be fine if you get a little red wine stain on them. If you're THAT neurotic, get those little finger brusher things that Crest puts out...but I really wouldn't worry about it.

Because odds are he's just gonna be looking at your t*ts anyway.