Obsessed with celebs

Vance has a question about a new girl he's dating.

this girl i'm dating is obsessed with that big douchebag couple on the hills. should i get out now or is a chance she's as cool as she seems so far (well, when you don't factor the hills thing)?

Answer: Well yeah, there's a chance that she's as cool as she seems...but there's also a chance that she's a high maintenance broad that will suck the life out of you. And by life, I don't mean your penis.

But it's tough to help you out when I don't exactly know what you mean by obsessed. Like, does she just watch The Hills and that's it, or does she sit there by her computer constantly hitting "refresh" on their Twitter pages? Did she just watch Spencer on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, or did she go out and buy Heidi's album and ACTUALLY think she has some shred of talent other than having a great face to put on a target?

I wouldn't count the girl out yet, but I'd be cautious. Because I know some broads that act like total "fans" and get WAYYYY into some celebs, and they're more or less bat sh*t crazy. Like...crazy to the point where I don't even think pills and a padded cell can help these chicks. But yeah, hang in for now and hopefully she doesn't suck the life outta you unless it's for the positive.

(That time I meant oral sex.)