Amy has a question about dresses.
Everyone says that a girl needs a sexy little black dress to drive guys crazy, but I like the way red looks on me. Why do I need a black one?
Answer: Because most people are also dumbasses that think they can sue McDonald's for giving them a hot cup of coffee that they spill on themselves (and even bigger dumbasses that award money to the person who spills the coffee.)
Common sense is a dead theme in society...if you need further proof, look at the questions I get on this blog (like last one I just answered. Go ahead, check it out...you'll see what I mean.) As far as the question about your dress goes, I'll be blunt with you. Guys don't give a f*ck what color clothes you wear as long as you look hot in it.
(And if a guy does give a rat's ass what color dress you're wearing, move on because he enjoys spending his free time at the Hershey factory....packing fudge.)
Its simple. The little black dress is classic, sexy, timeless and is on a girls must haves because you can never go wrong with it. Red on the other hand makes you look like you give out bj's like lolly pops at a bank... In other words it makes you look like a trashy whore.
ReplyDeleteI miss my childhood because of those bank lollipops.
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