Lingerie

Melissa had a question that she actually Tweeted to me (you can follow me here) about lingerie that her ex bought.

if your boyfriend buys you a bunch of lingerie and you break up before wearing it... who gets custody of the underwear?

Answer: I'm a firm believer in whatever someone buys for another person during a relationship stays with the person it was bought for unless the buyer asks for it back. In plain English -- if your dude buys you lingerie and then you guys break up, it's yours for the keeping unless he's douche enough to ask for it back.

And let's be real, if he's douche enough to ask for it back, he'll be douche enough to give it to the next girl he bangs after you and say that he bought it just for her. Ya know, assuming his rebound isn't 300 pounds heavier. In which case, the joke (and lack of oxygen supply) will be on him.