Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Exes coming back


Tyler has a question about an ex that's doing the ole "crawl back."

Yo bro. This girl I dated for a bit ended up cheating on me then dumping me a few months ago, but now she's saying she wants to get back together and she made a mistake. I still kinda like her but she kinda stomped on me a bit, ya know? What should I do?

Answer: Simple -- f*ck her and chuck her.

No lie...since that broad couldn't keep her legs closed for you, you have every right to channel your inner-assh*le and f*ck that broad over. So play all nice...do the whole "Oh baby I forgive you, it's ok, we all make mistakes and everyone deserves a second chance" -- get yourself some ass from her, then drop that bitch like the sack of chlamydia she is. (Hey, forgiving is nice...but revenge is sa-weet.)

P.S. Girls who take offense to this post, well...you should probably keep your legs closed and be loyal to your boyfriends, too. Because if one of you broads wrote in asking this same question, I'd tell you to do the same thing, with possible castration added in.

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