Vanessa has a question about her boyfriend's "primping" needs.
my boyfriend primps more than i do. i mean, not just an extra glance in the mirror... he gets his hair highlighted, eyebrows waxed, facials- all that kinda stuff. i get my hair trimmed once every 6 months and don't put much more into my daily look than moisturizer and mascara. should i be nervous about his primping obsession?
Answer: Oh you poor girl Vanessa!! How dare your boyfriend actually take care of himself so that he's not walking around town with you looking like a drugged out, greasy-haired, smelly piece of white trash that probably has been wearing the same underwear for 2 weeks and hasn't showered for 3. How AWFUL of your boyfriend.
The thing is, I'm not sure what you should be more worried about -- the fact that from your description, it seems like you probably look like a hippie who can pull a Rapunzel with her vag hair, or that you're dating a gay man.
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