(As long as it ain't this guy...)
Michelle has a question about age difference in dating.
So I've been seeing a guy for a few months that is significantly older than me. I just turned 27 in Feb, but he is 45. It started out as just a fling and thats all it was suppose to be, but now its turned pretty serious. I know age is just a number but how old is too old?
Answer: So you're dating old man river...and that actually ATTRACTS you? On top of that, you just wanted to have a fling, but his old cob-webbed balls actually made you want a relationship? It's pretty clear someone has daddy issues...
In all seriousness, I've heard of A LOT worse than 45 and 27 (although it's REALLY creepy if you think about him being 18 and starting college while you were sliding out of your mother's vaghole covered in goo), but then again maybe I'm the only one with that kind of time on my hands. Seriously though, it's NOT that bad. You've already graduated college and you're at least close to that point where you go from a psycho broad to a mature chill woman (if you haven't hit it already), and it's not like the dude is 80 years old confined to a wheelchair with a permanent puddle of drool on his chin, so I don't really see anything wrong with your situation. Except...
...how's it feel to have a dude old enough to be your father throw it in you?
it feels pretty damn good jadd. just for future references, not every old guy has cob-webbed balls. your only as young as you feel!
ReplyDeleteI think the only thing you may need to consider is if you want to have children someday... does he have children of his own, if so he may not want any more.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous #2 is totally on-point...whether he has children of his own or is actually still able to give you children, that's probably the biggest issue you'll have.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, high-five to the guy for still getting the job done in his 40s (which really isn't even close to being old). And come on...the term "old cob-webbed balls" is solid gold comedy and you know it.