Cheating dreams

Zack has a question about a dream she had that might not make her boyfriend happy.

I had a dream that I cheated on my girlfriend last night, and when I woke up I was relieved but I feel so awful about it and she keeps asking me what's wrong because I'm quiet. Should I tell her?

Answer: What are you a f*cking idiot? Yeah, I'll tell you what...go ahead and do that, tell her that you had a dream of ramming some other broad and e-mail me back and tell me how that ends up for ya.

No, dumbass, you shouldn't tell her. First off, you can't help your dreams and it's not like you really were throwin your hot dog in between countless buns, you dreamt it, which means it's not real. It doesn't even mean you wish it'd happen, because I've had plenty of dreams back in the day about things/people I'd never have a remote interest in. On top of that, if you tell your girl that, you're just asking for a fight, because the better 97% of chicks in this world are bat sh*t crazy and will sit there CONVINCED you want to cheat on her.

It's really just gonna cause a stupid, pointless argument, so keep it to yourself. And while you're at it, let your f*cking testicles drop a bit and stop acting like such a p*ssy.