Best friend hookup

Julie has a question about wanting to get with her best friend, who happens to be a guy.

I'm not sure why, but lately I've kinda been into my best friend Tommy. And by into, I mean I want him in me. I know it sounds bad but I seriously just want to tackle the kid whenever I see him. YOu think it's just a phase?

Answer: Phase? Honey, this ain't the movies...it's real life. You don't sit there being best friends with someone for a while and then randomly realize that you've fallen in love with the person. Sorry, that doesn't happen in real life, and if it does...well, that's just lame.

As far as your situation goes though, because you aren't exactly looking for love it sounds like, just someone to give you a pounding like the classy broad you are, it depends on Tommy's deal. Is he dating some other chick? He engaged? Married? Like, are you trying to just get your rocks off, or are you gonna be charting into homewrecking territory? Because I gotta say, you're not really sounding like a stand-up woman based on your question. I feel like I could be driving by the intersection of Open Legs Blvd and Shaved Vag Ln and find you just hangin out waving to passers-by.

My advice? If neither of you have any strings attached, and he actually finds you somewhat attractive...why the hell not? Everyone deserves to have some fun here and there -- why not with a best friend? But if either of you are vagbag enough to sit there and be like "OMGZ ORGASMZ MEANZ WE R IN LUVZ"...then, I'd keep the "Bat Cave" hidden underground so the "Batmobile" can't be parked inside.

Self high-five for relating sex to Batman. I reek of stellarocity.