Jacklyn has a question about her boyfriend's best friend, who just so happens to have a vagina. (Not in the insult sense, but in the actual lack-of-penis-between-your-legs sense)
My boyfriend's best friend is a girl, and she's pretty attractive and stuff. Whenever we all hang out, they always hug each other hello and goodbye and joke around and laugh/smile at each other a lot. I think they're hooking up behind my back. What should I do?
Answer: You should jam on the brakes at the corner of Hold the F*ck On Avenue and You're An Idiotard Lane. Seriously? Is this an actual serious question?
Look broad, I'm gonna tell you and every other chick in the world this ONCE -- guys are allowed to have close friends that happen to have breasticular fortitude and NOT feel the need to hook up with them. On top of that, they're allowed to have friends that are f*cking sexy and look better than you in a bikini WITHOUT immediately having to deal with the whole "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME" bullsh*t.
As far as your issues with them -- that they hug each other when they're saying hello and goodbye and that they joke around? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS, YOU ASS-NUGGET!! Look, I'll be the first one to admit that there are some total assh*le guys out there that d*ck around with chicks (and in return, you broads like to screw with us at the same time), but generally if a dude doesn't want to be in a relationship, HE WON'T BE. And if you're biggest issue with your boyfriend is that he hugs his best friend when they say hello, then you have bigger problems to deal with -- like you're psychoticness.
Just lay back and chill on it and don't keep assuming they're banging or else you're gonna drive yourself insane (well, MORE insane) and totally push your boyfriend away, and then you'll end up single and bitch about that for 3 months. So seriously, let the dude have his friends and trust him...unless he's given you a reason to not trust him, in which case...yeah, he's probably throwing it in her.
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