Sick of celebrities

Matt has a question about why we get celebs' lives shoved down our throats so much.

Dude, I DO NOT give a f*ck about how many bitches Tiger Woods f*cked or about that Jesse James guy doing some chick other than his wife. WHY do we have to hear about it so much?

Answer: Honestly, I have no f*cking idea and I hate it just as much. Wow, Tiger used his 3 wood in some chick's Back 9 that wasn't his INSANELY hot wife...who in the blue f*ck cares? Do you know how many people cheat on their wives/husbands on a daily basis? Probably more people than the amount of pancakes I could swallow whole in a week.

The fact of the matter is, people love gossip. Sure, it's mostly broads anywhere from the age of 10-97, but still...people LOVE hearing about other people's problems and drama when it doesn't involve them. Whether it makes them feel better about their own sad, pathetic lives or they're just actually THAT bored in life, who knows...but the reason we hear about every vagina that gets pounded by a celeb out of their marriage is because people LOVE hearing about it.

Then again, it's pretty sick to think about how someone as successful and rich as Tiger Woods can f*ck up even worse than some regular, under-paid and struggling dude like yours truly does. Then again, I'm not in the spotlight 24-7 married to a f*cking model and deciding to throw it in some random IHOP waitress for sh*ts and giggles. Mmmm...IHOP. Me want pancakes. Kbye.