No-shave girls

Mark has a question about his girlfriend's shaving habits.

Yo man, I'm just gonna come out and say this...sorry for the bluntness. I want my girl to give me head, but she refuses unless I go down on her. I'm not against it, but the broad is a total furburger. I don't think she even knows that in 2010, most women ditch their hair down there. She won't shave it off, either. She's a nice girl but should I dump her?

Answer: Part of me is curious to know why your girlfriend feels the need to have her vag area look like f*cking Bigfoot, but most of me doesn't even want to think about it. Ugh...too late.

Okay, quite honestly man...I know you don't wanna be known as the guy who dumped his girlfriend because she felt like throwing her cooter hair in dreadlocks, but man if she refuses to at least TRY trimming/shaving, she's obviously gonna be a boring ass girlfriend. And I don't even mean that in a sexual way, I mean that overall. Normally, guys and girls will suck it up at least once and TRY something they're significant other is into -- sushi, chick flicks, whatever. And your broad doesn't even wanna at least TRY to shave for you?

I can tell you right now, you're gonna end up miserable in about another month, and this chick is either a re-incarnated hippy or she's close to 60 and feels like it's wrong to not have hair down there. Quite frankly, this broad is not only selfish with her oral sex allowance, but she's probably selfish overall, too. Drop the vagina-version of Rapunzel before you lose your sh*t.