Lazy boyfriend

Amanda has a question about her lazy ass boyfriend.

So, I recently moved in with my boyfriend and he does none of the household chores. When I was baking for his friends and pulled the garbage bag out and put it next to the door so I could keep an eye on what I was making he couldn't be bothered to take it out. He mentioned it... but didn't bring it out (as I discovered the next morning after the dogs tore it apart). He once loaded the dishwasher, put the detergent in it, and locked it but NEVER STARTED IT and then asked me why I didn't start the cycle... umm hello? Since I've been here he has not done laundry (including taking the dry clothes out of the dryer), dishes, or taken out the trash- not to mention I take care of his dogs, and everything else that has to get done. If I bring it up he claims he has no time... but he works from home and really doesn't have a heavy schedule. I'm out of the house working more than he is and if I don't do it, it just builds up. Is this just a guy thing or is he just a jerk?

Answer: I don't know if he's so much a jerk as he is a lazy f*cking dumbass. No disrespect to your boyfriend or your relationship, but you didn't move into his place as a girlfriend, you moved into his place as his f*cking maid. Seriously, he CLEARLY sees you as just a warm body that lets him put his penis somewhere for 30-seconds, makes meals, AND cleans, because he's not acting like a boyfriend living with his girlfriend at all.

And quite honestly, HOW F*CKING STUPID is your boyfriend to LOAD the dishwasher then not start it, THEN give you sh*t for not starting the cycle yourself! What, was pushing that little f*cking button too much work for his brittle little fingers? Was he afraid of breaking a nail? Did he not wanna use too much hand-power so he could put his all into SHAVING HIS VAGINA later on?

Man, drop this f*cking zero and get with a hero -- and by hero, I mean someone who isn't f*cking lazy and can actually take 5 minutes away from playing World of Warcraft on his laptop to fold his own f*cking skidmarked whitey-tighties.