Fast food lunch

Brittany has a question about eating fast food.

I'm on my way to lunch after being in meetings all day and there's a Wendy's near my office. What should I get from there, because I don't wanna eat crappy.

Answer: Look, I don't understand how you don't expect me to make fun of you for this. You're clearly on the road driving (or will be when it's time for you to eat lunch), which means you have access to eat pretty much anywhere. Why the f*ck are you limiting yourself to Wendy's? You wanna look like that...person (because I can't tell if that's a dude or a chick) above?

I get that Wendy's is convenient because it's FAST food, but you know what? So is Subway. How long does it take you to have a healthy sub made for you in a Subway? About 5 minutes. Between waiting in the drive thru line, ordering, waiting for your food, and paying...you're waiting around the same amount of time.

So quit being a lazy f*cking slug that's too pathetic to get your fat tub of goo ass outta the car and WALK into Subway since you think the drive thru is an ingenius idea because taking off your seatbelt is too much f*cking work for you and make the healthier choice. Because honestly, watching you walk down the hallway gasping for air and sweating bullets is probably sickening to your co-workers.

Oh, and enjoy your lunch! :)