Fake tans

Carrie has more of a comment than a question about fake tans.

Seriously, how do bitches NOT realize they look stupid when they fake and bake? Looks SO stupid!

Answer: Wow, what tanned "blondetourage" broad ended up putting a stick up your ass? Quite frankly, I love that some people who rip up the fake tans don't realize how ridiculous they look -- it's like a train wreck you can't look away from. No lie...how awesome is it to just chill on a train or at work or in some public place where some broad walks around like her sh*t doesn't stink but in actuality she looks like someone who just got a facial (and I don't mean the kind you get in a spa) by Mr. Clean.

Instead of being so bitter against the overly high-maintenance chicks who nobody likes outside of the fact that they're rich and hoping they can somehow get a free ride on their yacht (or a free ride in their bed), why not embrace the fact that someone walks around with a cocky/bitchy attitude thinking everyone bows down to them while looking like they just got dry-humped in the face by an orange peel? Maybe if you weren't such a Debbie Downer, people wouldn't give a f*ck that you're whiter than Sheamus.