Break-up fear

Joanna is worried her boyfriend is gonna break up with her.

I've been dealing with a lot lately, mainly stress from classes and some health stuff I got going on. I told my boyfriend to try and hang in with me because I didn't want to bring him down, but he assured me he'd be there for me, and he has. But this weekend we didn't see each other (and we ALWAYS do), and he said he needed to talk to me tonight because he's getting dragged down and can't take it anymore. It just seems so random because he hasn't acted any different..what do you think's going on?

Answer: Well, I'm thinking he's realizing how bat sh*t crazy his girlfriend actually is. Seriously, any dude that's getting constant and regular sex from at least a DECENT looking girl is gonna pull the whole "Oh sure baby, I'm here for you, whatever you need" while in the back of the head he's saying "as long as you're still sucking on my d*ck, bitch." But eventually, the dude's gonna realize that all of the blowjobs and sex in the world can't save him from a simple piece of mind, so he's gonna bail, like any dude with 1 /4 of a brain would. So quite honestly, the dude probably just wants to meet up and tell you to move into a padded cell.

Okay, wiseassness outta the way, in all seriousness, the dude might just be feeling overwhelmed and wanna talk things out with you. I mean, naturally a dude that cares about a broad is gonna say that he's there for her no matter what, but he's gonna say that not exactly knowing what he's getting into. And once he figures that out, he might be like "holy sh*t, I thought it'd be a little bump in the road, not a mother f*cking Titanic-sinking iceberg!" Just talk it out and see what he has to say, and let us know how it goes/come back if you need more advice. Good luck!!

P.S. And let's hope it's not what I really think is going on and getting it in on with a non-psycho vagina.