Boss crush

Freddy has a question about thinking his boss is hot.

yo man, I kinda got a thing for my boss. she's smokin hot and i think i'm gonna try to see if something's there with us because i feel like she's into me. she always smiles and tells me i do a good job and she always wears these hot outfits that show off her legs and stuff. think it's a good idea?

Answer: I think it would've been a better idea if your parents never had sex, to be honest. "OMGZ GUYZ, MY BOZZ SOOOO WANTZ TO F*CK ME!! SHE SAYZ I DO GOOD JOBZ!!"

Yeah, because in 2010 bosses NEVER f*cking tell their employees they do a good job on a project if they..uhh..do a good job? Look, you might be great at what you do, but you obviously don't have any common sense in your brain. You ever think your boss tells you that you do a good job and smiles because she's not a miserable bitch, and she actually appreciates the work you do? Better yet, you ever think that she "always wears these outfits that shows off her legs and stuff" because SHE WANTS TO DRESS PROFESSIONALLY IN A BUSINESS ATMOSPHERE?

Guy, I wouldn't hire you to clean the toilet after I take a f*cking piss in it. And to answer your question, NO, I don't think walking up to your boss and saying "Hey, you're hot, how about I lift up your skirt and show you my newest business proposal" is a good idea, you f*cking idiot.