Kristen has an...interesting question about...asparagus. Yeah.
Dear Jadd - my boyfriend LOVES my blowjobs... but.. the other day he tasted like asparagus? How do I tell him to lay off the greens before I give him head?
Answer: Wait for it...
...wait for it...
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
No, seriously...that's one of the funniest things I've EVER f*cking heard. First off, high-five to you for voluntarily (and seemingly enjoying) to smoke some pole -- we need more broads like you in this world. That said...haha...asparagus semen...that's hilarious. It's really a pretty simple fix though -- tell your dumbass boyfriend not to deepthroat asparagus (or anything else that'll make him taste like a f*cking cabbage patch) before he's gonna hang out with you.
And tell that mother f*cker to buy you some roses. Sh*t. I know my pee smells HORRIBLE the next day after I eat asparagus...I can't imagine what the hell you went through. Hahahaha...asparagus semen. Still isn't old.
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